Fear Factor would’ve seemed a lot more real to me if it was just a host asking men to explain what they were looking for on a dating site.
— Victoria Nachos (@SSDated) August 29, 2014
The reason I have to ask every guy I talk with online, “so, what are you looking for on here?” is because
most people are incredibly stupid dating websites make things incredibly difficult. In some areas, they offer too much specificity, in other areas, not nearly enough. For example, I’m still waiting for Plenty of Fish to get back to me about what exactly the difference is between these dating intents.
@PlentyOfFish What is the difference is between “casual dating/no commitment” and “I want to date but nothing serious”?
— Victoria Nachos (@SSDated) August 7, 2014
@PlentyOfFish Ok Great 🙂 but then what is “I want to date but nothing serious”?
— Victoria Nachos (@SSDated) August 8, 2014
FYI, there is no difference. These two things mean the same thing and whatever distinction could be made between the two is so complex and intricate that it could only be clarified with further discussion between the two people involved. So, honestly, what are you even doing Plenty of Fish??
And yet, as hard as I am on Plenty of Fish, I understand the impetus. Because most people
are ridiculous haven’t put much thought into this, they have a ridiculous understanding of what dating is. And that’s where I come in, to break it down, real quick.
Why do we demand specificity from water (lake, ocean, sea, river, stream, brook, rapids, waterfall, rain, snow, sleet, hail, etc.) and yet expect the word “Dating” to encompass everything (and by doing so, use it incorrectly).
Dating does not signify commitment. That’s what words like “relationship” and “boyfriend/girlfriend” and “significant other” and well, to restate the obvious, “committed” are for.
Dating is not sex. Don’t make me have a correlation/causation discussion with you folks. While they’re not mutually exclusive, they’re also not mutually inclusive. You can have dating without sex. You can have sex without dating. If you’re just speaking about sex, use your words timmy. This is when words like “casual sex” and “no strings attached” and “booty call” and “fuck buddy” and “random” and “strange” and “one night stand” or “hook up” should be used.
Dating is not friendship. You could make the argument that friendship can form out of dating or that two friends could go on a date but the difference is essentially attraction and intent. So if you’re looking for a pool-shooting-buddy, be clear. You’re looking for a friend. If you’re looking for a pool-shooting-buddy that’ll feel you up against the felt? Well shit. That’s dating.
And I know some of you might be sitting there reading this thinking why does it matter? Let me tell you. So so so so so so much of the hassle and irritation and fucking mind boggling rage surrounding Sex, Dating, Relationships and anything in between is caused by misinterpretations, misunderstandings or any other way to say getting-shit-wrong. If we can eliminate the confusion, if we can eliminate even just the tiniest bit of the frustration involved, then I’m one step closer to making the world a happier, healthier, more realistic and logical, yet awesome and amazing place.
So the next time a woman says “this guy I’m dating” don’t go putting all your assumptions on her. Either ask. Or assume the very minimum that the word entails. She has gone on a date with a guy. She has gone on more than one date with a guy. She expects she might go on a date with a guy again. There is no reference to commitment There is no reference to sex. There is no mention of buddies. Take her at her word (literally the one she used) and not one that is about to buckle under all the cultural bullshit pulled up on it.
Because the thing is, no one freaks out when I say that I’m running. They assume it means that I like to run, that I will go running, that I might be running at that exact moment. No sane person assumes anything else about my running based on my statement. I say, “I like running,” and they say, “great”. No one makes me clarify if this is a lifelong pursuit, if I will ever stop running, if I am willing to run with one or several other people. Dating (and most other words) should be treated the same.
And fyi, daters. It’s pretty pathetic when a person is so terrified of the world as to be afraid to make the claim that she/he is looking for dating and quite frankly, it’s embarrassing every time I have to explain it to one of you that, in fact, you are not looking for “friendship and let’s just see what happens”, you are looking for dating. Quit being such a fucking baby.
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